WINNING THE DOOR PRIZE… Does anyone ever win a door?

I was at an event a couple of years ago and they put a lot of emphasis on the drawing for a door prize.

What’s a cartoonist supposed to do?… Just let it go?  So I drew it.

Then, I wondered what I would do with a door if I won it.  Fortunately, I didn’t win… I never do.

And, you know what else I learned?  They lied… nobody got a door!  A bunch of people won a lot of stuff… but, no doors.  Everybody seemed okay with the way it worked out so I decided not to call the authorities and report it.  They were probably in on it anyway…