Santa has a problem… He, like a lot of Americans, has a hectic schedule. It stands to reason that to get all his deliveries done in one night, he can’t take a lot of time to eat. He has to eat fast food to get everything done in time! A standard American excuse used by soccer mom’s everywhere…
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out how he got his robust physique. Can you imagine the conversations between the tiny reindeer assigned to pull the sleigh? Rumor has it that they call him “Lardo” behind his back… Affectionately, of course. Continue reading Santa’s Road Service Claim was denied on a technicality…
