Everyone knows that if you play music for your plants, they will grow better. I got to thinking about the implications for farmers….And then it struck me! I bet that’s what they mean by “Organic Farming“.
As a public service, I am blowing the lid off this cover-up! The next time you go to a Farm Market and they start touting the merits of Organic Farming, ask them if they’re any good. If good music makes plants grow better, doesn’t it stand to reason that bad music might compromise the quality of their produce?
Somewhere, out there, a terrorist is recruiting a band of fifth grade musicians to attack our food supply! Somebody should do something!