DISCOVER THE MAGIC OF RAINBOWS!

Can you BELIEVE IT?  I wrote and illustrated a Children’s Book!  In all humility,   IT’S THE BEST… I’ve written so far.  I have taught cartoon classes for over 35 years and always thought it would be really cool to write a book for kids.  I finally did it!

A friend, Nancy Kroupa,(www.teamkroupa.com), wanted me to do another coloring book about kids eating a rainbow diet of fruits and vegetables. My first coloring book, “UP NORTH WITH TC BEAR”, featured a Northern Michigan fun-loving tourist,  TC BEAR.  Nancy is a National Marketing Director for a  unique product called JUICE PLUS+ (www.annieoxidantjuiceplus.com).  She told me The Juice Plus+ Children’s Health Study (www.Childrenshealthstudy.com) was looking for kid’s educational materials promoting a rainbow diet.

Coloring books have a very limited audience.  The more I thought about it, the idea for a book evolved. I called a good friend of mine, Dr. Jane Oelke, ND, PhD, (www.janeoelke.com) and  asked for advice.  She has a Masters Degree in Nutrition so I asked her, “Why, from a kid’s perspective, should they eat a rainbow of fruit and vegetables?  Or, in a nutshell… What’s in it for them to eat each of the colors?” Jane explained in simple, easy to understand terms, the value of each of the color groups in fruits and vegetables.  That and the concept of whole food became the focus of the book.

Thinking like a cartoonist, I came up with names for the characters that fit the message:  “ANNIE OXIDANT, a little girl that likes rainbows.  “PHYTO” (get it?), her dog.  “BROCK O’LEE”, the friendly farmer.  (Brock is important to the story because we all know FARMERS are FOOD EXPERTS… they’re OUT STANDING IN THEIR FIELDS, so to speak.) The skeptic of the group,  RUDY BAGA, is Annie’s neighbor .

In the story, Annie and Phyto follow a rainbow looking for treasure.  They’re disappointed when it ends at a Produce Stand.  Brock O’Lee explains IT IS THE TREASURE because “You can eat a Rainbow!”  Rudy Baga questions that and the rest of the story is about Brock taking them to the garden and orchard to pick a rainbow of their own as he explains the benefits of each color in both fruit and vegetables.

Needless to say , I’M EXCITED about the book.  It  has been well received since its October, 2010 release. To order it and have it personalized, go to my website: www.bearclausepublications.com .   It sells for $14.00 US.

ORGANIC FARMING… ALL IT TAKES IS PRACTICE!

Everyone knows that if  you play music for your plants, they will grow better.  I got to thinking about the implications for farmers….And then it struck me!  I bet that’s what they mean by “Organic Farming“.

As a public service, I am blowing the lid off this cover-up!  The next time you go to a Farm Market and they start touting the merits of Organic Farming,  ask them if they’re any good.  If good music makes plants grow better, doesn’t it stand to reason that bad music might compromise the quality of their produce?

Somewhere, out there, a terrorist is recruiting a band of fifth grade musicians to attack our food supply!  Somebody should do something!

HAZARDS OF GOAT FARMING…

Sometimes, it’s all about timing…I was driving in the country one day and saw a herd of goats in the barnyard.  They were doing what goats do… butting each other.

A short time later, I noticed a  cut-out of a figure bending over in a flower bed… a rear view, of course.  You’ve seen them.  They’re everywhere.  Naturally, I thought of the goats and pictured what they would do if temptation reared its, uh, ugly head…so-to-speak.

I’m no goat expert, but it seems to me they have no resistance to temptation!… No butts about it!

A BIGGER DOG-WARMER…

What won't we do for our pets?

Jim, a regular at Big Boy, got a new dog…”Wilson”.  Jim, a retired GM guy, drives a Cadillac Escalade with every option known to man.  One day, in the dead of Winter, I was walking by Jim’s Escalade and it started.  Now, you have to understand what was happening… Jim  takes Wilson with him almost everywhere he goes.  At the Big Boy, he backs into his parking place so he can see Wilson and Wilson can see him.

It’s cold in Northern Michigan in the Winter, so Jim uses his remote starter to periodically turn up the heat for Wilson… Not that Wilson is in any danger of freezing to death!  Jim has a sheepskin-lined, raised bed between the bucket seats in front so Wilson can see out and also covers him in a warm blanket.  Often, all you can see is Wilson’s nose peeking out.

I realized immediately what was happening when Jim’s car started and commented to him inside that “That has to be the world’s most expensive dog warmer!”  “Yeah,” was his reply, “and it’s burning Premium gas!”

Well, I couldn’t let that go!  I thought of the next “logical” step for Jim to pamper Wilson and drew this cartoon.  For the record, Jim still hasn’t gotten a motor home for Wilson.  Animal Rights Activists… relax!  Wilson doesn’t seem to be suffering in the Escalade.

THE DEAD ZONE

The problem with taking your cell phone with you...

The Seniors at Big Boy Restaurant in Traverse City solve a lot of problems… every day!  On one particular day, one of the regulars announced he planned to take his cell phone with him after he died so he could “keep in touch with my kids.”.

Naturally, the discussion then centered on the logistics of how he could keep his battery charged, etc.  As I reflected on the conversation,  I had a mental image of his gravesite and how it would look to make his cell phone operational.  The next logical step in the thought  process was to think about how it all might work.  Anyone with a cell phone should relate to the problem.

I wonder if his kids would accept a collect call?